Most days he ignores me. What the hell Willy.
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
Excuse the poor quality dressing room photo, but I just found the world’s most flattering dress and I’m really excited.
I have an idea for a tag. It’s for images and posts by retail employees but the post isn’t about retail. #morethanretail
Disney Princesses + platonic kisses
A gentle reminder that a kiss can mean many things. A kiss can be a symbol of good luck, good faith, or just to show your compassion for another. I think this is one of my favorite photo sets of some Disney ladies in a long time.
"A kiss is not a contract, but it’s very nice. Very very nice. Just because you’ve been exploring my mouth doesn’t mean you get take an expedition further south, oh oh."
-Flight of the Conchords