Video 19 Sep 5 notes

urgent-star:

I got roped into doing a photo shoot with my friend, Chelsea Reid, a budding photographer. This shit always makes me nervous, but we got some decent shots. I may post more in the days to come.

I have only tried using live models twice, and it made me nervous as hell. Not only do I have to fight my normal “this is stupid” voice, now I have to think of someone else’s. Good on you for helping out a photographer with the power of your pretty face.

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Video 19 Sep 54,266 notes

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

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Photo 18 Sep 130,938 notes fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

Video 18 Sep 2,189 notes
Text 18 Sep 176,220 notes

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Crikey, you go girl!

Photo 18 Sep 99 notes swifttyy:

an actual thing that actually happened

I have had this happen and there is only one thing I have found to do.Turn, sit the bag on a back counter or under the register, turn back, look through the thing in front of you to the next person in line and call out “next”.
See, if you acknowledge the demon in front of you, it gains power.

swifttyy:

an actual thing that actually happened

I have had this happen and there is only one thing I have found to do.
Turn, sit the bag on a back counter or under the register, turn back, look through the thing in front of you to the next person in line and call out “next”.

See, if you acknowledge the demon in front of you, it gains power.

Text 18 Sep 69,423 notes

mellopwn:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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the “i want to speak to your manager” haircut

(I am a man working in a baby store) the “is there a woman who can help me” haircut

Text 18 Sep 3 notes

frumpitt said: one of your anon asks reminded me of this. i sometimes have customers from out of town (we're a big college town) ask me how to get to certain places. i'll explain the best that i can and, most of the time, the people either smile and shake their head no like they don't believe what i'm saying and walk away or just walk away before i'm able to finish what i'm saying. if it was so important for you to ask me for directions, then freaking stay and listen.

angrycashierchick:

So far I haven’t had anyone do that to me since I work in a city that has a fair amount of tourists. 

This is one reason I love working in Nashua NH.  If you look at a map of New Hampshire, for the most part, the three biggest cities are in a vertical line clustered within at most an hour from each other along one road.  When someone calls for directions to the store, it takes a minute at the longest.

Photo 18 Sep 75 notes 
Truer words have never been spoken.

Truer words have never been spoken.

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Photo 18 Sep 29,502 notes angrycashierchick:

Accurate depiction of my life.

angrycashierchick:

Accurate depiction of my life.


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