The Prince of Egypt + Thor and Loki [ 1 / 2 ]
do you make grandiose speeches and perform a series of supernatural feats that result in a massive death toll, or do you… wait
Oh c’mon that’s not fair I mean Loki was recruited to carry out the bidding of a hitherto unknown supernatural bei —- wait.
Moses and Loki, there’s one comparison I never saw coming.
Well. That’s interesting …
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
Did someone fucking say Soprano?
It’s Tigger on the inside.
bursts into tears
The wonderful thing about Tiggers is
That I’m the only one.
That got sad really fast
I didn’t plan on not posting Counter Jockey this week. I planned on having the standard two posts. That did not happen. Instead, I scripted a bunch of the upcoming strips so that there was some cohesion to them. I also had tons of stuff come up. If it says anything, I haven’t played South Park yet. I know.
To make up for this transgression, I will do four comics next week. Cheating? A bit. But, by taking some time, I think the comics that come out of it will be much better than they would have been.